Crime pays for therealsherrimitchell, or does it?

Howdy-Doo ole man Magoo here once again in an effort to spread the "truth" to who therealsherrimitchell is. We've had a series of visitors lately and Mr. Magoo appreciates their interests and sharing their personal stories. Some SO good I wanted to share them here on the front page making it easier to inform yourselves of "therealtruth" who therealsherrimitchell is :) Therealsherrimitchell, when confronted by her deceived fellow bloggers as they slowly trickle in and the more know about the site, may use the disgruntled and delusional person act as to who's behind this site, when we like to think or rather give far more credit to the intelligence of our readers. You have one person saying "not true" (the liar) and on the other hand you have a pool of people decent, honest, good people coming forth with their unfortunate experiences to the contrary...who you gonna believe? I'll bet my money on the visiting public siding with "the truth"!

A comment left I felt worthy of the front page by a dear friend of ole Magoo's Huckhound!

Well Well Well... Ol huck is not one bit surprised that we have disgruntled visitors at our site. Thank you for stopping by! Comments are always welcomed :o) Ol huck is also not surprised to find that therealsherrimitchell has "stolen" from you. Sad to say she has made a life of doing this to several others starting with her own family. Imagine how her family felt when they discovered that therealsherrimitchell started her very first crime spree at the age of 8...yes folks, I said 8! It was an aunt who lived across the street. Therealsherrimitchell was invited over to her house folks and when therealsherrimitchell left her aunts house she took MORE than what she came there with! Hours after the visit the aunt discovered some missing items in her home and immediately called therealsherrimitchells mother to report these missing items and her thoughts as to "who" she thought took them. Therealsherrimitchells mother pulled therealsherrimitchell into her living room and questioned her. After several lies and "fake" cries therealsherrimitchell finally confessed to stealing the items. Needless to say therealsherrimitchell was NEVER allowed to step foot in the aunts house again. SHAME ON YOU THEREALSHERRIMITCHELL!!!Folks, this is only a "beginning" to the life of misdeeds, dirty doings, manipulating, conning, lieing, stealing (the list goes on and on folks)led by therealsherrimitchell.Stay tuned for MORE~MUCH MORE coming from the Master Detective himself MR. MAGOO!!! It's going to get so much more interesting!!Til next time (ol huck needs to find a tree)Oh my darling....Clementine! July 12, 2008 6:58 AM

True, true and true again...Trust Magoo when he speaks the truth! I know the State=Texas. I know the town=Mt. Vernon. Hell I even know the street cause Magoo lived round the corner :) I know the AUNT cause she's MY AUNT TOO! She's actually a great-aunt to our thief.

Here's an edited e-mail, (proper names removed and deserved expletives removed), from a close family member who remembers this incident:

I went to her site of deception and looked at some of the stuff y'all mentioned. All you see is the usual lies and dreams that will never come true, no ruby red slippers tapped together are going to save that one!!!! I will go take a peek at MaGoo's latest after I finish up this. Happy B-day goes out to Bro! (Told ya it must have been ole Magoo’s B-day!) J How damn old are you now? I will call and chat at ya later on this evening. I may have to put my thinking cap on and come up with a few memories to inspire a blog or two. I was never really around “the deceptive one” much (My Good Luck) so I don't know much but the necklace and what a shithead she was most of the time. I do remember that she once went over to Aunt “blank” house that was caddy corner to “blanks” place and stole a bunch of stuff out of her bedroom and Auntie noticed the stuff missing after she left and confronted “Deceptive ones mother” and the “deceptive one”. From what I remember “Deceptive ones mother” made her return them, apologize, and then whooped the S*** out of the b***h. Aunt “blank” would not let her come back over anymore either. She was doing that kind of stuff from the get-go. A bad seed like the old man said many times.

Its impossible for therealsherrimitchell to NOT steal when given, or masterminded, the opportunity to steal. Mr. Magoo remembers well a time when her mother lived near Rockwell, Tx. Therealsherrimitchell broke into her own mothers house and stole jewelery from her and pawned it at a local pawn shop. Her mother had to buy her own jewelery back!

Therealsherrimitchell stole a watch, class ring, jewelery AND medications from the medicine cabinet, which I believe I've already alluded to in a previous blog but well worth mentioning again today :) Allow Mr. Magoo to fill ya in :)

After burning her bridges during a period her grandmother had her in Calif. to begin a new start, (one of many attempts). Having exhausted that try through burglary, false police report calls, betrayal of trusts of her family members kind enough to open their homes to her etc... Her grandmother had had enough and was returning her to Texas to her mother. Along the way her grandmother, (you know the one who sits atop her shoulder and whispers, "I love you" to her. Mr. Magoo knows the truth is she is rolling in her grave at the actions this evil one pulled after her passing...see archives), wanted desperately to make a road trip out of it and stop through Kansas/Nebraska to visit aging relatives while they had the opportunity. Well, well what do you think happened when they got to Kansas? That's right, the five finger discount bandit struck again! Unbelievably so, this relative still lives today although on up there in years. When she heard about therealsherrimitchells latest episodes after Sharyn's passing, (grandmother), she contacted her niece here in Calif. inquiring about the possibility of her returned class ring and stolen jewelery. Magoo even has that e-mail and will paste it here soon as he finds it buried deep in his therealsherrimitchell folder :)

Mr. Magoo will return in a bit with SOME BREAKING NEWS!! Stay close and Stay Tuned!!