Is that your CRAW Ma?

An appropriate banner for todays installment seeing the new site is "the same ole crap!"

On to the festivities shall we?

Guess who reared their ugly head again…???

Yep folk’s ole master detective Magoo and his sidekick cohorts have discovered therealsherrimitchell back to her old tricks! I bring you http://www.theantiquecafe.typepad.com/ the newest sewer hole of lies and spin from the obviously demented mind of Sharalyn K. Condrey. A.K.A. Sharalyn K. Carr, Sharalyn Carr, Sherri Carr, Sharalyn K. Mitchell, Sharalyn Mitchell, Sherri Mitchell or as she likes to refer to herself now just plain ole Sher :) Notice as well in its mere short history she has already posted threads and magically they disappear the same day…? Odd? No that’s classic Sharalyn K. Condrey the known thief and LIAR! Her Autumn Cleaning thread was there all day and look everybody now suddenly it’s gone from the list to the right in this photo. But never fear for those who missed it, Magoo will be getting back to your AUTUMN CLEANING <--useing green today with respect to the good ole people from that green island Ireland :), message you left for the family here in a bit :o)


I guess the kitchen got a bit to hot for therealsherrimitchell at Google Blogs and she decided to take a go at deceiving the good people over at TYPEPAD! :( Won’t she EVER learn??

The guilty always run from the truth, the innocent STAND and fight! Now I ask you, who is who? Magoo is steadfast and standing firm…right here for all to comment away pro or con. While Sharalyn K. Condrey disappears and reappears someplace else just about monthly. What you running from Sharalyn??

Mermaid Grotto: As you can see her first post is rather a throwback to a bygone era. Much like she wishes her life today were, so she wouldn’t have to face the life she lives currently. Then she goes into how she finally after so many years will begin a Militaristic diet and exercise regime, oh how wonderful. Maybe that exercise will help keep your mind from thinking about that impending foreclosure coming down soon. Then she closes with, Random thoughts, it’s all good. Feel free to visit me anytime. See you soon.

BUT what she fails to mention is: oh you can come and visit, you can come and read her manure, and you can even leave a comment BUT!! It had better be about how WONDERFUL I am or I will not allow it to be posted for all to see. She won’t tell you that she will censor your words, thoughts, and feelings on what she has written.

Pssst…come hear…let ole Magoo whisper to you the truth. Truth is she don’t want to hear THE TRUTH!, every word she prints at http://www.theantiquecafe.typepad.com/ concerning ole Magoo and the events that occurred from 2005 on to today will be a LIE! The difference between her version and mine are: I CAN PROVE EVERYWORD I SAY! IF I’m lying Sharalyn K. then why not take me to court and let’s see who is the liar here? You want to fill your posts at this sewer hole with speak of how holy you are, righteous you live, how absolutely wonderful you are or how your world is this cacophony of daily grandiose events and your future is the envy of all go right ahead. But everyone who knows you knows this is FAR from the truth! Ole Magoo will be here to remind you of your impending demise! You’ve scammed enough people in this lifetime Sharalyn K. and one day you’re going to slip up and we’ll all be laughing our asses off when they slam the cell door on you for good! That noose of guilt slowly getting a bit tighter around your neck there Sharalyn?

Ok moving on, I think I covered her first turd of a post, lets move on to the 2nd.

Zodiac Taurus: Shame on you! Any Christian/Catholic woman should know better than to dabble in the sins of horoscopes and birth signs. The Astrological realm is a major no-no for devout “BELIEVERS”don’t you know that doofus? Why it’s downright blasphemous but you wouldn’t know that anyway because you’re A FAKE! Truth is you’re so far from God and his teachings it’s a miracle the almighty SMITER hasn’t SMITED you already! LOL!

BUT YOUR JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMING! And it’s going to be a barnstormer <--get it :o)


And now were off to Ireland, ahh ladies tis a wonderful green country is it not?

Truth here folks it was Sharyn’s dreams to visit Ireland. Sharalyn is so far removed from an Irish decent that the Irish Republican Army wouldn’t waste a bullet on her! You trying to steal Sharyn’s dreams just like you stole her identity, credit cards, bank account info, her Estate items, your Uncle Jim’s personal belongings?? Sher say’s she can’t wait to go to Ireland, permanently! Good riddance but 1st: let’s think about this one a bit shall we?


She aint got two coins to rub together to wish for her fairy godmother to come and wisk her away to the motherland. She aint got two coins to go to the local Wal-Mart to buy a soda for God’s sake! She’s about to default on a ridiculous loan of $125,000 at 10.2 % interest. With major early payoff penalties and payments of INTEREST only for God knows how long! Almost A YEAR in arrears NOW AINT WE Sher?

Did you forget that when you take out a loan your suppose to make a payment each month, not skip the past 10 and then try to negotiate to make double payments once they start to make foreclosure proceedings?

Maybe in Oct. when they boot you from their home a leprechaun will appear and take you to his lucky pot-o-gold and you can finally go to Ireland to live out your days. Although I highly doubt Ireland wants you dear, they get the internet there and thus can learn all about you right here at: http://therealsherrimitchell.blogspot.com/

How about those back taxes you owe the I.R.S.? You taking some of that pot-o-gold and paying the I.R.S. off so they remove the tax liens they have on YOUR house? That house your grandmother worked as a Volunteer for most of the time, (and for several years ran a shelter of her own out of the house- sheltering runaways, helping abused women and children - before she learned she was sick with Cancer? Hum??? I guess I DIDN’T KNOW MY MOTHER as well as you did Sharalyn K. the known thief and LIAR! Sharyn WAS however a STAUNCH ADVOCATE for battered and abused women and children, but you embellished it a tad bit don’t ya think laddie? ;o) Sharyn NEVER used that home as a shelter of any kind to those in need. The only two she sheltered in the past decade are YOU TWO CROOKS saving you from going to jail and your kids becoming wards of the state!


Let the truth be known, that is of course Ireland doesn’t have prior knowledge of
you coming, the ONLY way your ever getting to Ireland is if you make a swim
for it. You have Ole Magoo’s BLESSINGS to try :o) Tie a chum bag to your
ankle before ya go will ya?

Or who knows maybe you’ll get lucky and manage to swindle and con some unsuspecting soul out of their life savings, much like you have your own grandmothers, and you’ll be able to live in the land-o-shamrocks till the good Lord comes to take you home. Magoo has a funny feeling HIS home will be a much HOTTER version than the HOME you envision will be your final stop!

4. Come to think of it if you just continue down your path of disregarding a loan you signed and not making your payments, you should have enough saved by now that when Recontrust kicks you out you can catch a fishing charter or buy a dingy from Wal-Mart. Happy Sailing! Rowing! Or however you imagine your gonna get there.

Your kids are grown and gone off to college eh? Sharalyn K. Condrey, just what two nickels are you going to magically rub together and “walla” their tuitions are paid in full?? Wake up dear, college isn’t free like public school, (and your grandmother has passed so you can’t use/abuse her anymore). Hey maybe your thinking you’ll have a few gold coins left over from that pot-o-gold to help pay their tuition?

Cranking novels out like Hemingway these days are we Sharalyn K.? Maybe you can take some of the advance money you got on that book and hum…lets see…maybe…. make a mortgage payment? Which reminds me…lets take a break from all these…hehehe…couldn’t resist since were all in the ole Irish spirit these days…”shenanigans”… hehehe…and allow ole Magoo to reach into his bag of goodies and lets break it down to the nitty gritty laddies.

Here’s the last e-mail I received from the lassie of Irish decent :o) Now this is a WEAK attempt to convince me they are going to make a deal to save the house. (THE KICKER? They actually think Magoo gives a damn! LOL!).

They are currently approx. $12,000 in arrears of monthly payments of just over $1,000. Now she expects Magoo to believe Recontrust is WILLING to work with them to restructure, (Magoo likes to refer to it as delaying the inevitable), this loan to allow them to pay $3500… (Well they OUGHT TO HAVE THAT much folks they aint made a payment in over a year). So Recontrust is now grown such a kind heart that they will allow you to pay the $3500.00 plus make your normal $1,000 AND on top of that another $1,000 making that a total of over $2,000 a month and they won’t foreclose on you?? And what/who convinced Recontrust that if they did all that, you two would somehow, by some great miracle, or are they banking on the LUCK-O-THE IRISH?, be able to make $2,000 monthly payments for the next ten months when you couldn’t manage to make $1,000 payments for the past year?! Then she WANTS YOU ALL err me sorry :o) to believe that this link-à http://www.usa-foreclosure.com/propertyDetail.aspx?prID=82010 should not be working if Recontrust weren’t such a LARGE company they’d already update this and remove it. UGH! I repeat are you back on heavy dosages of Vicoden again Sharalyn K.? The BIGGER the company the more likely they will have the resources to change this from “active” to “cancel” right away! And yet she closes with Classic Sharalyn K. Condrey prose,

It really isn't funny Joe. Their are a lot of homes in foreclosure in La Pine - it's a tough economy right now - or it has been for a lot of families around here.

Magoo is confident and has much faith in his readers here at therealsherrimitchell.com to assume they would not hold it against ole Magoo to wish you the worst. Magoo will even gamble that a few may leave comment saying so :o)

Should have thought about that when we offered you $50,000 and the cars to just get out of our lives for good, allow us to retrieve her items and grieve for her loss without having to put up with your SHIT!, but you were too greedy for that and now look at you. You REAP what you SOW! I have no sympathy for you, you made your bed now lie in it! Does Sharyn still sit atop your shoulder late at night whispering in your ear or is that the HEAVY GUILT of that noose tightening around your neck? Maybe it's the Lord Almighty Himself whispering ...*tick* *tock* *tick* *tock*... Chris still selling those illegally altered Direct T.V. dish network cards? ROFLMAO!




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Re: Not Worth It
Thursday, July 24, 2008 11:52 AM
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YOURS TRULY :o) Mr. Magoo!
Ok - I did say I got your message of you hating me loud and clear. I got it.
I am happy it's funny to you.

I am doing what I can to save the house. We had to get a "deal" worked out with Recontrust of paying $3500 upfront and then pay what the normal payment was each month for 10 months on top of the back-owed payments. So a little over $2,000 a month for the 10 months. Recontrust said they would take the Foreclosure from "Active" to "Cancelled" as soon as they could. I am sure they are a big company so it takes a while to change the status online. Really? Wouldn’t that be the opposite?
I don't want to lose this house - so I am doing what I can. Which is why I have the online website, so I can buy food & my supplies to create what I do while Chris pays what we are in arrears on the house and the bills. <--- Cause “ole hubby” he’s been doing such a bang up job the past 12 months right Sharalyn? LOL! It really isn't funny Joe. Their are a lot of homes in foreclosure in La Pine - it's a tough economy right now - or it has been for a lot of families around here.

--- On Thu, 7/24/08, Magoo wrote:
From: Magoo@yahoo.comSubject: Re: Not Worth ItTo: antiquepaperie@yahoo.comDate: Thursday, July 24, 2008, 11:36 AM1.

1.Oh. My dear sweet Uncle Joe. <---teeheehee that’s me Magoo :)

Get a clue for God's sake, cant you see I gave up being an Uncle to yourpathetic self 2 decades ago? Are you THAT STUPID? LOL!

2. Hon, you will just have to get over all this anger by yourself. I really can't help you!

HON, you enjoy living with your well deserved guilt, save your efforts foryourself, your gonna need it for the impending relocation. :) *Tick tock* LOL!

3. I am clear on your feelings. I got your message loud and clear - you hate me, and will continue to hate me until you take your last breath. See? I got it sweets, and will remember that. I'll take great care in remembering that. Message recieved loud and clear. I will not hold out anymore hope for a reconciliation between us.

And it only took you 20 years to figure that out, see now your making progress sweets :) ROFLMAO! Thanks for the entertainment! Might just go buy me a new lawnchair today so I can enjoy a front row seat when Recontrust arrives to remove you from THEIR house...ROFLMAO!

Magoo

Ok where was I? Oh yea… So while your doing your August cleaning <---truth is she’s packing to move before the inevitable foreclosure folks, in YOUR HOUSE NOW, yep and that $125,000 @10.2 percent interest and severe early payment penalty clauses that came with it. Who would sign such a stupid loan? You’d better take those $10,000 worth of Sharyn’s estate items you HAD TO PAY for, IT DOES INCLUDE a few afghans that are going to come in handy when your children are out in the cold!!

Where’s my dat-gum briefcase? …oh yea…here it is: Let’s take a quick look at this document.

Take note: now who in their right mind would want to trade a gifted piano for an entire house of belongings that ALREADY BELONGS to them? If Sharyn gave you everything in her house then why on earth did your Lawyer send this ridiculous document requesting to trade the piano for the household items, YOU ALREADY OWN???!

You seeing how “contradictory” this document is to what you were telling the family and courts? Oh yea you didn’t get away with it.

And while were on the subject of Sharyn’s belongings why would your LAWYER insult your grandmother by calling her entire Earthly possessions second hand furniture and garage sale items or is it you that insults her? I’m SURE that information came from you to him. How many times have you boasted to your online victims/bloggers how opulent and great taste your grandmother had? If the contents are mere second hand furniture and garage sale items or is it worthless furniture and resale items? Why’d you end up paying the estate $10,000 for mere second hand furniture and garage sale items or is it worthless furniture and resale items? Why’d you end up paying the estate anything if Sharyn already gave everything to you?

Isn’t it the GOSPEL TRUTH Sharalyn K. Condrey, you arrived, in Oregon, running from Texas authorities, with no furnishings? I have that audio clip, remember that one? Just the clothes you had and a few toys the kids had? So shouldn’t you be thankful you had anything at all? Remind us dear just how much you loved your grandmother, nevermind we already know :o(

What does your grandmother think of you now Sharalyn K. Condrey? I think you know the answer, but you don’t want to hear it.

What about those boxes earmarked for specific individual’s which,( <---should be whom here), how much did you pay this lawyer?... Sharalyn will see are delivered to those individuals? Like leaving the fox in charge of the henhouse…ooof! Raise your hand if any of you got yours!! I don’t see a lot of hands there Sharalyn. Isn’t it fact Sharalyn you sent nothing, you kept everything because that’s your nature Sharalyn… nobody likes me so to hell with all of you? Have you managed to sell all those boxes off on E-Bay and Overstock.com? or are they the “special free prizes” you include in all your, “wipe a little glue on a card, sprinkle some glitter, and shaft my customer with a $4.00 shipping charge scam?"

Remember how we spoke about her uncanny knack of making herself out to be the victim and everyone else the villains? She leaves victims with everything she touches unfortunately.

Isn’t it the truth she advised her sons and daughters to come retrieve all her belongings and boxes marked for her surviving family members and distribute them accordingly? Yet you refused anyone entry into the home?

What’s this about an Emerald ring? You mean the Emerald ring that your mother owned but sold to Sharyn when she needed money? That same mother that would love to kill you? Is that why you want that ring Sharalyn? So you can “do the right thing” and return it to your dear sweet mother or the truth? Call her with the news you have the ring she has stated she’d like to have back, just to rub it in?

Just like how your mother has held the family photo’s/slides over our heads for a decade now? Even stooped so low as to blackmail us asking $5,000 for them or she’s going to burn them. Hell she may as well thrown in another zero to make it a good $50,000; you know that number that keeps popping up repeatedly throughout your criminal life? Classic Like Mother like Daughter!



While were on the subject of that ONE SISTER, why don’t you have your beloved sister write you one of those beautiful weekly letters you get from her showing what good pals you are and post it here and then I’ll call her and ask her if she wrote it? I bet I’ll know what her answer will be :) Truth is folks, her sister LOATHES HER! She can’t stand her! And if I’m wrong then prove me wrong, have Danielle, (the only good thing to come out of my ex-brother-in-law and sisters marriage and whom Magoo holds as a brother to this day and resides in his home when Magoo visits, takes out to dinner etc…) write you or me and speak on your behalf. That won’t happen will it Sharalyn K.? Your sister knows you’re a crook and knows better than to have you in her life! Aint it the truth the odds are highly in Magoo’s favor your beloved sister would write me to convey her disdain for you? I rest my case and Magoo is done with you! :o)



BTW while Magoo has your attention, and I know your reading this, Magoo is still waiting on those cease and desist papers that were suppose to come from that make believe lawyer you had on the phone with you over a month ago. Just so you hadn’t forgotten ;O) I’ve got a briefcase of truth just waiting to be opened for his eyes to behold! Magoo is pleasantly listening to that group TESLA you profess to like so much. Magoo thinks they must have been thinking of you when they wrote their hit title song: EZ come EZ go…just like the house :o)

"When you know better, you do better" (Maya Angelou)!"... You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free. ..."

Until we meet again...this is Mr. Magoo signing off, enjoy the show and dont forget to leave a comment :o)