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Saturday, January 30, 2010

It's here!



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Once that is done scroll down to the bottom of the page and turn the sound off or stop the playlist player. 
Scroll back to top, resume reading and enjoy  :O)

Howdy-do ole man Magoo here.  Well lots are happening on TRSM front lately.  She's moved on from Blogger over to Typepad.  My guesses?

1. She wants to get as far away from Blogger and Magoo, (The Truth), as she possibly can. 
Shes been had and her "chickens have come home to roost", (victims shes stolen from, lied to, decieved, conned etc...), so to speak. 
Or has she run out of victims here and needs a new pond to fish in?

2. By doing so she thinks shes hiding from everyone shes wronged over at Blogger. 
Out of site out of mind? 

3. Typical TRSM behavior.  When the "jig is up" to fold up shop and sneak out in the midle of the night undetected only to resurface elsewhere and then right back to her usual
cons, frauds and lies!

Well I say lets start off the New Year right and have a little fun and what better way to do so than to enjoy a little entertainment free of charge, care of ole man Magoo himself. 

 Welcome to Karaoke Night at Magoo's movie house  :O)

Pop yourself a good ole bowl of popcorn, butter if desired.  Pop a top of some ice cold vintage Grape Ne-Hi, or beverage of your choosing,  If its cold in your region brew up a nice cup of hot chocolate, kick your feet up and sit back and be entertained by the lovely talents of our resident con TRSM.  Why shes a woman of many talents remember?  How did that one claim go? An accomplished piano player, oh here it is under her Flickr profile...LOL! 
Yea made me laugh to after re-reading it. 
It reads:  A Quirky but Serious Housewife, Mom, Ex Gymnastic Pro, Jazz Dance Specialist, Pianist, Scrapbooker - So much stuff it's hard to describe me.

Shaaaa right :O)

Its well documented just how swell she is "a housewife", (not married...shacked up for years, yet decieves you all to be married living the Christian life. 
Shes fond of making you all think shes this wonderfully married woman, mom and housewife but when it comes to filing for State Assistance/Welfare that single mother of 3 sure comes in handy. 
Oh and she loves how convenient it is for her/them to file this way, falsify documents, LIE, yet dear ole dad/hubby/shack-in bum is living in the household and yes at times brings in income.  I say at times because hes usually just being an unemployed bum).

How convenient they fail to mention those facts to the State and Govt. eh? 

"A mom", (Throws her own daughter under the bus when caught in one of her little scams, oh that was MADISON'S fault, she did it, she opened the box and lost the address, btw she still hasn't answered our queries into why Madison her 8 yr old daughter has/"needs" a Paypal account. 

Maybe she'll get back to us on that one?  Lets not hold our breath. 

Hell even "a friend" *cough* *cough*.  Its well documented here just how she treats her friends, "see Jen and Jaime's stories"  She only sees friends *cough* *cough* as prey/victims!  She has no friends other than a few pollyanna's she has snowed/conned for the time being. 

An "Ex Gymnastics Pro!"  Regrettably, and thats a BIG regret!  :O)  
 I dont have any classic film of her many entries into the Worlds Gymnastics Championships, (hum...wonder if I can contact ABC's Wide World of Sports, maybe they have some archival footage of Sherri competing on the pro circuit?). 

Maybe she can call her "friend" and would have been fellow competitor/teammate Mary Lou Retton and give us an update on what that sweet gal is up to these days?  How about it Sher?

No footage of any "Jazz Dance specialists" rehearsals, competitions, nope  :O( 
But hey theres always the future, maybe one day she'll get on Dancing with the stars? 
Audition for, "So you think you can dance".
A gal can dream cant she?

We can only wait and hope for the comical factor only :O)  I suddenly got flashbacks of the 1st 3 weeks of American Idol auditions. 

How about "Pianist?", an award winning pianist she once claimed.  Nope no footage of that either 
:O( 
She tinkered on the keys alright, at the ripe old age of 7 and 8 and then her mother had to drag her kicking and screaming by her ear to the ivories!  I and a few others can testify to that truth.  We were there remember that TRSM? 

"Scrapbooker"?  Well if you call combing the net all hours of the day and night, (while neglected all else including your kids), and blatantly stealing "original artists" ideas and works and passing it on as her own a Scrapbooker then yes, she qualifies!
Well I think its time we give her a chance to prove her many talents.
Karaoke night has arrived!

Ladies and gentlemen I give you TRSM recorded live at Magoo's Movie House of Horrors...Karaoke night!  How fitting a song to be singing to eh?  My turn!  Its your turn alright.  You reap what you sow and your turn has come. 
Whoop there it is!  Whoop there it is! 
It comes back to haunt you every day you have to look in the mirror.

Act 1 TRSM aria Merci!
Enjoy  :O)



Act 2
A classic serenata!
A mother daughter duet    :O)



and remember Sherri...

"When you know better, you DO better"

"You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free"

"Now your bitter hands cradle broken glass"

Enjoy folks and I'll see you all "real" soon :O)

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Guess whos back?



Howdy do ole man Magoo here.  Where the heck have I been you ask?  A Hiatus  :O)  Figured if TRSM can take 10 in 2 months I can take one long one, well deserved I might add....hehe!  I trust and hope you all had a wonderful holiday season.  It does get quite hectic around that season and indeed was quite busy around here.  But now that things are settling down, (yep got the tree down and the 15 kabizillon ornaments carefully packed away), I shall get back to my usual watchdog duites.  And low and behold look what I discovered.  Seems our resident Hustler of the Information Highway had reared her ugly head once again in hopes of snagging a new party of prey. 

Yep you can find her here--->  http://www.punkrosevintage.typepad.com/

Get the word out so none of your friends and associates get innocently decieved and or victimized by her.

P.S.  I know I promised some video karaoke before the holdays and I apologise about being gone for so long.  I will be getting that promised fulfilled shortly  :O)

"When you know better, you do better"

"You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free"

"Now your bitter hands cradle broken glass"