What kind of person steals from their own grandmother while she lay in her deathbed dying of cancer? THEREALSHERRIMITCHELL!



Monday, November 2, 2009

Payday is on its way!



Howdy-do ole man Magoo here with a lil teaser for the day.

This just in over the "I've been screwed by her also Mr. Magoo" teletypewriter!!

Reportedly, industry insiders report that therealsherrimitchell claims that she makes $600 a week making tags!!!

Lets run a little math here:
We'll give her the benefit of the doubt and say her profit margin is $2 for every 3 pack of tags she sells. My rudimentary math skills tell me that she would have to make 900 tags a week to make $600.
She would have to be making 128 tags a day 7 days a week!
She's never worked 7 days in her life, much less 7 days a week!

Unless she's running a sweat shop that just ISN'T possible folks!

"When you know better, you do better"

"You shall know the truth and the truth is she is a liar"

"Now her bitter hands cradle broken glass"

P.S.   Just wanted to say THANKS to everyone!  We have reached another milestone here at TRSM with breaking the 14,000 visitor mark!  Thanks for your support!

2 comments:

Tweety said...

A brillant expose' by putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with yet another fabrication by the artful dodger; congrats, Magoo.
Tweets over and out!

huckster said...

Thank you tweety...I actually put that one together myself!!! I just got to thinking about how much time it would take for ONE PERSON to make THAT MANY tags in order to make THAT AMOUNT OF MONEY as she so CLAIMS to MAKE!!...

As it was stated...IMPOSSIBLE!!!...unless of course therealsherrimitchell is running a SWEAT SHOP in her little house in the frozen tundra!?!?!?

popcorn anyone?