Neil Diamond wasn't it who sang Sept. Morn? Well ole Magoo has had his Sept. Morn or rather Mourn, what do you say why dont I share it with you. (Psssst…found a lil time between Dancing with the Stars to finish my latest blog entry as promised so ENJOY!). :O)
Howdy-do ole man Magoo here bringing you what he promised, an update on the psychotic behaviors of our very own therealsherrimitchell, or con for short.
Boy oh boy I’m afraid I’ve been busy as of late and am way behind so bear with me as I try to make sense of the insanity we call “therealsherrimitchell”. All the way back to Sept. 6th and 7th when she was busy posting blog entries and the very next day taking them down and claiming to never blog again solely to concentrate on her business tags. Her excuses ranging from SOBUSY I don’t have time, to taking a hiatus so as to work feverishly through the weekend to fill orders she is swamped with or she is deathly ill, pray for her while she crawls to her computer to tell you she is deathly ill, oh and to AGAIN delete all previous blog entries. And to follow that insanity up the VERY NEXT DAY she is back blogging and announcing her miraculous recovery or what she probably would tell you, a miracle healing by the ole big guy himself!
Well ole man Magoo is going to fill you in on what was transpiring “behind the scenes”. Meaning what was happening SHE does NOT want YOU her “few” fellow faithful followers to see and know.
Lets revisit Sept. 4th shall we?
She announces her moving from Blogspot back to Typepad again for the 2nd time in a year.
Then out of the blue the next day everything is gone and she announces you can reach her exclusively at her sham boutique. No more blog to be found. :O(
Then ole Magoo receives a blessing, yep you guessed it, a series of disgusting e-mails, one after another. Why here you can read them yourself. AND THEN tell me she is who she attempts to portray herself to be to “HER” online public. Oh and I do plan to break them down Magoo style for you, kind of my way of answering her back :O)
The E-Mails:
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HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Monday, September 7, 2009 7:44 PM
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Me, Mr. Magoo!
live by the sword, die by the sword!! Retard, kinda like your Brother you got locked away in that "home".....duinddinndd dudh, dudh, pretty birrrd, fucking retard, the both of ya. All you's are.
You fucking moron... I don't mean anything I say to you mother f sicko, never have, never will...BLOG ON BIZNATCH, BLOG ON.... go write some more on your blog nobody reads (except the "deliverance" side of da' family) - keep on keepin' on Uncle! I love it! haha :) Oh, Blessings to you lovely Uncle, have a wonderful day! ha!
Sherri Mitchell, Punk Rose Paper
Wonderful isn't she? I mean if you had a brother who suffered/s from retardation and severe autism, who happens to be her Uncle, it would just make your day would it not to recieve such a vulgar message as this? Kinda places extreme credence to ole Magoo's past coverage of what she thinks of and how she REALLY feels about her dear Uncle Jim and how she could NEVER do anything to harm him, like steal his inheritence and make fun of his disabilities!! You still want to believe she is a Christian woman and wakes every day to live up to the bible passages she is so fond of displaying on her blogsites? Lets move on shall we?
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Monday, September 7, 2009 7:52 PM
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Both of you's are PIECES of SHIT - Pieces of MURDERING SHIT!!
Fuck off and stop botherin' me - don't you got nothing better to do biznatch?
JESUS GOD HAVE MERCY!!! hahaha :) this shit is too fucking funny...go get on that crazy blog o' yourn uncle! hey man, you still got time to be in the Porn's - with what you and Cindy Loo-Hoo were doing in that Video I watched....Stacey, you remember, don't ya? You specifically said "Damn!! Oh My God, My brother has a BIG DICK!!"
Bitches and Ho's....that is what you all are. Go Blog! Happy Bloggin!!!
Sherri Mitchell, Punk Rose Paper
(Is she out of her psychotic mind?)
If I need to break this down there is NO helping you!
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Monday, September 7, 2009 7:56 PM
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Go blog some more!!! I'm giving you lots of good stuff PRICK go blog it!
GO Bitch go! hahaha :) No love for ya man, no love for ya.
HEY - When you gonna give my grandmother a proper burial?
Sherri Mitchell, Punk Rose Paper
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Monday, September 7, 2009 7:58 PM
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Blog lately? hahaha :) Give my grandmother a proper burial LOSER!
Sherri Mitchell, Punk Rose Paper
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Monday, September 7, 2009 8:03 PM
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I ask you - WHAT THE FUCK MORE CAN YOU DO TO ME???
Hahah! Not a fucking thing! Go BLOG!!!! it's so fucking funny...
Heart of STONE over here, HEART of STONE
Sherri Mitchell, Punk Rose Paper
Yep she is losing it! :O)
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How'd ya do it?
In reference to her allegations I/we Murdered our Mother! *Sigh*
Monday, September 7, 2009 8:13 PM
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Yeah, that's what I want to know.
You murdering piece of filth. Feels good to you don't it? Oh maybe not so good since you didn't win in court! haha :) You thought you won, but i ask you, who got the stuff? who got tthe house? Not you!! hahah :) No love for ya Murderer, No love for ya.
What you going to do about it? Not a fucking thing. But write in your blog. That's your only defense?Oh that's too bad.
Sherri Mitchell, Punk Rose Paper
Yea lets break this down with a little truth shall we? So it WAS a game to you, a sadistic game and she still wonders why she has no family that will give her the time of day. So you admit you intended all along to con your own Grandmother out of her home, the one she had set aside for the family to sell, "at fair market value" upon her passing and the proceeds to be placed in a trust for her son Jim, your Uncle, you know the one you loathe, the one you make fun of his disabilities in your disgusting e-mails. You admit as well there are a lot more personal items there with you, you have not distributed as you and your lawyer wrote you would. You can find that document right here on this blog but maybe I'll re post it for a little reminder! We didn't win in court? I beg to differ we got exactly what we were counting on dear. You see you got the house. Saved us from the costs of evicting you, and the time and money to remodel for sale, Realtor fees, among many other fees. We also got you to squirm in your seat scrambling to explain away your multitude of lies and contradictions...so much so the Judge admonished you herself! I believe you then had to pay us a sizeable sum which we placed in an irrevocable trust for Uncle Jim. $91,055.44 to be exact!! We recovered, (you had to pay us remember?), the money you recieved from the Bargain Barn sale when you claimed it belonged to you, OUR mother GAVE it to you!. LOL! Among many lawyer fees racked up by you, what word did the judge use? Oh yea, unreasonable! And just how did you pay that huge sum of debt when neither you nor dear ole BBQ'n hubby have held a legitimate job in...what it is going on now? Almost two decades? Oh thats right, you got your lawyer, whom you owed an "unreasonable" amount of debt, to find Recontrust to loan you the sun of $125,000 at 10.5 percent interest. Gee I wonder how much you had left over after our check and Mr. McCord's? My guess is Not To Much! :O) And how many payments did you make the 1st year before Recontrust threatened foreclosure, 3? 4?! If thats winning I SURRENDER!!
Moving on!
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Monday, September 7, 2009 8:16 PM
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Where's all your "Witty" comebacks Joe? Your BARF's and ROFLMAO's? Baby-Shit.
I thought this is what you wanted!! A fight. Me to email a bunch of shit to you. to tell you I hate you - that is what you want, correct? Playing your little game I am.
Take it to your lawyer, we'll see if my opinion of you lands me in prison. I don't think so!
You are nothing to me. I love saying that!
Sherri Mitchell, Punk Rose Paper
How's this? ROFLMAO!!! :O)
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Monday, September 7, 2009 9:35 PM
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Hey let me know when you post on your Blog, It's so amusing! Will there be one tomorrow? or Tonight even? Oooh, that's even better.
Love you so much Uncle! You were always my good-lookin' uncle. I thought you were sooooooo cool!!! Rock On! xoxoxoxxoxooxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo Sherri
Sherri Mitchell, Punk Rose Paper
Guess todays your LUCKY DAY! You get to read, "The Truth" AND you lost your business site!
ROFLMAO!
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Monday, September 7, 2009 9:45 PM
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Uncle Joe, do you Love Me?
Sherri Mitchell, Punk Rose Paper
So much so I honor your crimes for the world to read. Have a nice day!
Yep she's a winner alright folks. Funny... "it is not" that she riddles her blogsites with Inspirational messages of Worldly respected people of history and Bible Passages, types how much she adores watching her Ministries, and how she lives her life for the Lord and her Christian beliefs and actions. And all along ole man Magoo has been proving her wrong with HER OWN WORDS AND ACTIONS! Bet she loves to tell you all, her "few" faithful folllowers how I riddle her e-mail box with nasty vile letters. I challenge you therealsherrimitchell! Produce these multitude of documents go ahead, produce them. I do! I show everyone the truth! I post it all right here on my blog, where's yours? Hum....*SIGH*
Lets move on shall we?
Then by Sept. 7th in the evening she posts this wonderful piece no doubt a piece of subliminal sarcasm aimed at getting a rise from the family. A sliver of attention she so desperately craves, even if it’s negative! See sociopath’s are this way folks. Their overall grand entitlement and holier than thou mentality must be fed.
All this on the same day she sent these bevy of e-mails! I will grant her this, this is the FIRST REAL picture of her albeit she is but a child. A problem child even at this age!
All this on the same day she sent these bevy of e-mails! I will grant her this, this is the FIRST REAL picture of her albeit she is but a child. A problem child even at this age!
WOW! And I mean a big WOW she announces to the world she has been diagnosed over the phone by her Dr. at 6 a.m. in the morning mind you and will be going through a battery of tests, one includes a laprascopy surgery! See therealsherrimitchell blog entry:
Tuesday Sept. 8th The Biggest Crock of Crap to Date! It explains it all!
By Sept. 12th folks JUST like her miraculous recovery she miraculously reappears to resurrect her blog and announce to the world…well you can read it for yourself, make sure to enjoy that laugh, you’ll need it by the time I’m done.
On the 21st she reappears again with an entire new look and passion pleas to save the queen of con, she can’t see her blog. Oh brother… :O( (Attention seeking are we?). (Nobody bowing before your feet, singing praises and glory hallelujah to the blog *con* artist of the year?).
Which leads us to today’s developments. Ole Magoo wakes this morning to find this lovely entry…
A complete makeover of her backdrop and “another” entry, (what’s this about 43 now since Magoo went into business?), claiming after ALL HER WORK Merchant Moms have screwed up her website and life and theres no use in continueing on anymore, its much easier to quit. Or is it the truth she wants to cut and run with another group of people’s money she has scammed? Wouldn’t you after ALL that work, hours, month’s, year’s BUILDING a *cough* *cough* legitimate business have made a backup of the site? Wouldn’t Merchant Mom’s have a backup of their server? To protect their client’s work? But sadly with this one folks, if her lips are moving or her fingers typing she is lying! And since she hides from everyone, not one profile picture or one picture period. No gloriously fabulous tropical vacation pictures of her and the family, no Sunday outing to the park, no Frontier Days pictures of her children picking out those pumpkins or throwing darts. Nope, nada, not a thing to reveal the face that hides behind the monitor or hides behind that camera. Last I checked I did get to see she needs a manicure something fierce. :O)
So ole Magoo payed her a visit to express his condolences *Magoo style* teeheehee! And what do you know…she turned off her *Moderated Comments Only* switch and I made the front page! Hiya Polly!
(Oh yea and I did create the most delicious roasted prime rib roast this evening smothered ina olive oil, rosemary, thyme, garlic glaze rub!) (With cubed garlic potatos, peas, and a salad!). Mmmmm! Okay back on topic sorry. :O)
So I left Polly a message as I was in such a joyful mood at the news of her highnesses sudden Tuesday morning woes! And what do you know it made the front page as well. What is this miracle Monday? Am I dreaming? Therealsherrimitchell is known for not allowing negative *TRUTHS* to grace the pages of her, come praise me I’m the best *thief* artist in the blog world.
If you go there now you sadly see I was not welcome anymore and my posts have been deleted…boo-hoo :O(
Your welcome Sis! :O)
Well that should wrap it up folks. Gee I wonder what October will bring us as we follow the never-ending saga of the Queen of Con, the Matriarch of Madness, the Poster child of Pickpockets and Pilferers, the Saint of Swindlers, the Holy Heister!
“When you know better, you do better”
“You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free”
She FEEDS off Pollyannas!
I suddenly feel like dancing until the night becomes a brand new day!
I suddenly feel like dancing until the night becomes a brand new day!
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Well, she's back in business (for now anyway).
At 8:35 this morning the blog entry about shutting down her website was up (without Magoo's comments, unfortunately...). Ten minutes later, that blog entry is GONE ENTIRELY!!!
I check her website and low and behold SHE IS BACK IN BUSINESS!!!
She must have just got on those MerchantMoms and demanded they resolve the "problem".
She's very important, you know. And even though she just gave up on her website. The very next day she is back in business; deleted all blog references to any problems with her website; and her fantasy life goes on and on and on...
I do not understand how anyone would do business with her as she is so inconsistent. Even the few friends (or Mom's and Sis's as she likes to refer to some of them, since she can't stand her own mom and her sister probably won't have anything to do with her) have sites and blogs that stay up relatively unchanged for periods of years.
How does she expect to create an image of a responsible business if she is constantly closing/opening things?
And her blog is completely redone (from last night’s version) with an autumn photo as a header instead of her normal Victorian / Shabby Chic / Altered Art / what ever I think I am today style.
And her website is now showing “We're temporarily closed during site maintenance. Please revisit soon!”.
And now the website is back... WOW
Busy little beaver this morning she is no? Her impatience with Merchant Moms? Her blaming them openly for her loss when most business owners think far enough ahead to have a backup of thier work. Sounds familiar, her unwarranted and wrongly accused venomous backlashes. thier fault not mine approach. However today now that all is well in her fantasy foo-foo world she will be busy with damage control. Like I said yesterday, could not have happened to a more worthy crook!
Any of you get a message in over there to voice your concern and congrats for her "foo-foo" life and it being saved?
I tried :O( Sadly I have not seen it yet as she likes to keep things tidy with that "Moderator approval" option. :O(
And now the blogspot is revised ~ not sure what that header even is...
So long leaf strewn country lane... hello ???... and in an hour or so what will she come up with next?
I wonder now if anyone will do business with her since she threw up her hands in defeat so easily. As well as directing them, her clients and possible future clients, rather smugly I might add, to just go to Etsy and find another seller...or you can Google wholesale cards and tags, dont bother me for them anymore! ROFL!
Boy if only I could adopt such brilliant people skills maybe I could build an online empire...?
Oh brother, looks like her new theme will be...Selling Seashells by the Seashore!
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LOL!
is she gonna change her name to SALLY now?? She might as well....it will go along with her HERE TODAY GONE TOMORROW WEBSITE theme....but then again she has been changing her NAME for years now!!!
How many name changes are we up to now MISSY???
6?? 7???
And the list goes on....KINDA LIKE HER SITES!!!! hah!
Changing sites, changing names, an ever changing Chameleon this one is. Guess she doesn't want to be seen/found?
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