What kind of person steals from their own grandmother while she lay in her deathbed dying of cancer? THEREALSHERRIMITCHELL!



Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Your answer...

Howdy –do ole man Magoo here to bring you the latest events since the Holy Heister took her Holy Hiatus!


Surprise!






Suprise!









The Fraud asks:
Here is what I need to know - something I am racking my brain with, trying to figure this out - trying to think of a way - of something I can say or do, that can "earn" forgiveness from an estranged family member who makes it clear in their actions that they want me to "earn" their forgiveness, and yet, will not give me a chance to earn it. No chance to reconcile. No chance to talk in a civilized manner - the days of "ROFLMAO" or "BARF" or "PUKE" to my emails in the past 2 years does not give me much of a chance to reconcile - to make amends, to "earn" their forgiveness. I don't know how to be nice to someone who hates me.

So, I am still at a loss. I am still confused. But, I am still wanting to be given a chance.

MY TURN :O)

Here in lies your problem.


I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!


THE DAYS?


You’ve had 30 plus something years hun.


You spent 30 plus something years up until this very day making your bed.

 You purposely enjoyed every minute making it.


(*ahem* Metallica ring a bell?).


Pathetically but one example of 30 years worth right?


I brought my own band with me today.


Nope, Stacey was right in your case.


When your old and alone,


ask yourself if it was worth it?


The Family & You know the answer to that one.

 

Listen to the song I’ve chosen for you.


Sing along.


It is The Echo of your Past.


The agony Eddie feels?

Is the agony of Your Future.

A Future You’ll live with for the next 30 years plus.

Living in a Silent Well of Sorrow.

Ladies and gentlemen…I give you:


***Pearl Jams brilliant “Black”***
Hey...oooh...

Sheets of empty canvas

Untouched sheets of clay

Were laid spread out before me

As her body once did

All five horizons

Revolved around her soul

As the earth to the sun

Now the air I tasted and breathed

Has taken a turn

Ooh and all I taught her was everything

Ooh I know she gave me all that she wore

And now my bitter hands

Chafe beneath the clouds

Of what was everything

Oh the pictures have

All been washed in black

Tattooed everything

I take a walk outside

I'm surrounded by

Some kids at play

I can feel their laughter

So why do I sear

Oh, and twisted thoughts that spin

Round my head

I'm spinning

Oh, I'm spinning

How quick the sun can, drop away...

And now my bitter hands

Cradle broken glass

Of what was everything

All the pictures had

All been washed in black

Tattooed everything

All the love gone bad

Turned my world to black

Tattooed all I see

All that I am

All I'll be...

Yeah

Uh huh...uh huh...ooh...

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life

I know you'll be a sun

In somebody else's sky

But why

Why

Why can't it be

Why can't it be mine

mm-hmm no yeah no

mm mmmm no nonono yeah yeah

we-

we belong

we belong together

together

oooh ooh

we-

we belong

we belong together

oh yeah

0h yea


You blew it


And now YOUR bitter hands


Cradle broken glass


Of what was everything


All the pictures had


All been washed in black


Tattooed everything


All the love gone bad


Turned YOUR world to black


Tattooed all YOU see


All that YOU are


All YOU'LL be...

 


And now YOUR Whole World is

BLACK.


“When you know better, you do better”


“You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free”


“And Now Your Bitter Hands, Cradle Broken Glass”



Good thing I'm taking a plane eh "Toots"!


}:^)>




9 comments:

thnkng said...

These September 28, 2009 entries were so important to her... so worthy of blogging... that they are now GONE???

So, who is she blogging for???

Mr. Magoo said...

Exactly...

thnkng said...

So now Sharalyn has comments "are restricted to team members".

Yet on her profile there aren't any team members listed ?!?!?!

So:
1. She's planning to post blog entries and be the only one to comment on them. A little she said she said multiple personality kind of thing perhaps...
2. She doesn't want to remove the comments altogether because she would lose the few she has on the few posts she's still got up.
3. She doesn't want it to be obvious that she's blocked all comments. With the team members restriction you don't see it until you've clicked into the comments.


Again, so, who is she blogging for???

Mr. Magoo said...

Sociopath Sybil?
Demented Debbie?
Fraudulent Francine?
Copycat Cathy?
Psychotic Sally?
Liar Lucielle?
Multiple Personality Pauline?
Ludicrous Lassie?
Sick-o-Sue?
Peterbed Penelope?
Misdameanor Maxine?
Felony Fannie?

Tweety said...

Tweets just flew in from my own hiatus hideaway. Got my popcorn bowl full, my talons firmly gripping the perch and ready to fly forth with kudos for Magoo's latest truth serum injection in therealsherrimitchell's nether regions. She has taken more hiatus' than I have feathers on my frame. Anyone who still believes the funk on her "punk" blog needs to take off their "rose" colored glasses and see her jaded "journal" (clever if I may say so myself) for what it is; a shamming, scamming way to fleece the flock by leading unsuspecting lambs to the slaughter of their bank accounts. Keep on trucking, Magoo, with the true facts about Felony Fannie. Tweets over and out.

Tweety said...

Tweets just made a boo-boo. Go to the blog, "I shall return & here I am" and ye shall find Tweet's comment regarding "Robbing Rita". Must have had too much butter on that popcorn! Tweets over and out.

Mr. Magoo said...

*(clever if I may say so myself)*

Take a bow. Great post.

Good to see you back.

Jackie N Gwen said...

Wow, the fun never ceases does it? Seems the first thing the Evil One needs to realize is that she has even done anything wrong!!! As she states "Does a person need to repent for something they did not do? In order to earn forgiveness.. It' still a mystery to me. It will remain a mystery to the Evil One forever because she will never come to terms with the wicked deeds she has perpetrated on the many persons she has dealt with. Unfortunately for her the one person who offered her forgiveness time and again even through the abuses heaped upon her by this Matriarch of Madness (my fav) is no longer here to offer her such. Go ahead and dwell in the pit of sorrow she has dug for herself and we will reap the joy of watching her drown over and over again since she plays the GAME the same way everytime. A loser from the get go.

Mr. Magoo said...

Forever Drowning In Her Silent Well Of Sorrow there Magpie Mafiosa!

I am slapping myself in the head for missing that one, (I meant to address it), but so glad ya brought it to my attention again.

Here we go: "Does a person need to repent for something they did not do? In order to earn forgiveness..

What proof, what document, what anything do you have Holy Hiester that would disprove anything here? Exhonerate yourself? Where's those HAND WRITTEN documents you boasted about? "In her own hand writing" were the EXACT words you used. We have it on tape, shall I go get it? It's here on therealsherrimitchell, shall we browse back to it or do you need me to repost it? Where are your "Hand Written" instructions? Almost 4 years now and you still cant produce them...?

Again, you claim no need to repent for something you didn't do yet can produce absolutely nothing to validate your claim? And here sits my blog with actual proof to the contrary dear? Could it be dear that your just plain and simple GUILTY? Your a LIAR, Thief and a Con?