What kind of person steals from their own grandmother while she lay in her deathbed dying of cancer? THEREALSHERRIMITCHELL!



Saturday, January 30, 2010

It's here!



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Magoo and company will not be responsible for replacing and or professional cleaning expenses of keyboards, mouses and monitors from any food or beverage damage. 

Once that is done scroll down to the bottom of the page and turn the sound off or stop the playlist player. 
Scroll back to top, resume reading and enjoy  :O)

Howdy-do ole man Magoo here.  Well lots are happening on TRSM front lately.  She's moved on from Blogger over to Typepad.  My guesses?

1. She wants to get as far away from Blogger and Magoo, (The Truth), as she possibly can. 
Shes been had and her "chickens have come home to roost", (victims shes stolen from, lied to, decieved, conned etc...), so to speak. 
Or has she run out of victims here and needs a new pond to fish in?

2. By doing so she thinks shes hiding from everyone shes wronged over at Blogger. 
Out of site out of mind? 

3. Typical TRSM behavior.  When the "jig is up" to fold up shop and sneak out in the midle of the night undetected only to resurface elsewhere and then right back to her usual
cons, frauds and lies!

Well I say lets start off the New Year right and have a little fun and what better way to do so than to enjoy a little entertainment free of charge, care of ole man Magoo himself. 

 Welcome to Karaoke Night at Magoo's movie house  :O)

Pop yourself a good ole bowl of popcorn, butter if desired.  Pop a top of some ice cold vintage Grape Ne-Hi, or beverage of your choosing,  If its cold in your region brew up a nice cup of hot chocolate, kick your feet up and sit back and be entertained by the lovely talents of our resident con TRSM.  Why shes a woman of many talents remember?  How did that one claim go? An accomplished piano player, oh here it is under her Flickr profile...LOL! 
Yea made me laugh to after re-reading it. 
It reads:  A Quirky but Serious Housewife, Mom, Ex Gymnastic Pro, Jazz Dance Specialist, Pianist, Scrapbooker - So much stuff it's hard to describe me.

Shaaaa right :O)

Its well documented just how swell she is "a housewife", (not married...shacked up for years, yet decieves you all to be married living the Christian life. 
Shes fond of making you all think shes this wonderfully married woman, mom and housewife but when it comes to filing for State Assistance/Welfare that single mother of 3 sure comes in handy. 
Oh and she loves how convenient it is for her/them to file this way, falsify documents, LIE, yet dear ole dad/hubby/shack-in bum is living in the household and yes at times brings in income.  I say at times because hes usually just being an unemployed bum).

How convenient they fail to mention those facts to the State and Govt. eh? 

"A mom", (Throws her own daughter under the bus when caught in one of her little scams, oh that was MADISON'S fault, she did it, she opened the box and lost the address, btw she still hasn't answered our queries into why Madison her 8 yr old daughter has/"needs" a Paypal account. 

Maybe she'll get back to us on that one?  Lets not hold our breath. 

Hell even "a friend" *cough* *cough*.  Its well documented here just how she treats her friends, "see Jen and Jaime's stories"  She only sees friends *cough* *cough* as prey/victims!  She has no friends other than a few pollyanna's she has snowed/conned for the time being. 

An "Ex Gymnastics Pro!"  Regrettably, and thats a BIG regret!  :O)  
 I dont have any classic film of her many entries into the Worlds Gymnastics Championships, (hum...wonder if I can contact ABC's Wide World of Sports, maybe they have some archival footage of Sherri competing on the pro circuit?). 

Maybe she can call her "friend" and would have been fellow competitor/teammate Mary Lou Retton and give us an update on what that sweet gal is up to these days?  How about it Sher?

No footage of any "Jazz Dance specialists" rehearsals, competitions, nope  :O( 
But hey theres always the future, maybe one day she'll get on Dancing with the stars? 
Audition for, "So you think you can dance".
A gal can dream cant she?

We can only wait and hope for the comical factor only :O)  I suddenly got flashbacks of the 1st 3 weeks of American Idol auditions. 

How about "Pianist?", an award winning pianist she once claimed.  Nope no footage of that either 
:O( 
She tinkered on the keys alright, at the ripe old age of 7 and 8 and then her mother had to drag her kicking and screaming by her ear to the ivories!  I and a few others can testify to that truth.  We were there remember that TRSM? 

"Scrapbooker"?  Well if you call combing the net all hours of the day and night, (while neglected all else including your kids), and blatantly stealing "original artists" ideas and works and passing it on as her own a Scrapbooker then yes, she qualifies!
Well I think its time we give her a chance to prove her many talents.
Karaoke night has arrived!

Ladies and gentlemen I give you TRSM recorded live at Magoo's Movie House of Horrors...Karaoke night!  How fitting a song to be singing to eh?  My turn!  Its your turn alright.  You reap what you sow and your turn has come. 
Whoop there it is!  Whoop there it is! 
It comes back to haunt you every day you have to look in the mirror.

Act 1 TRSM aria Merci!
Enjoy  :O)



Act 2
A classic serenata!
A mother daughter duet    :O)



and remember Sherri...

"When you know better, you DO better"

"You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free"

"Now your bitter hands cradle broken glass"

Enjoy folks and I'll see you all "real" soon :O)

8 comments:

Tweety said...

Bravo, Magoo! Tweets read the "I Promise Myself" tidbit TRSM put at the bottom of her latest blog, PunkRose Vintage; however, Tweets felt a little truth editing was warranted in TRSM's case:
I PROMISE MYSELF
To be confident that nothing can disrupt my plans to scam.
To talk hype, cons & phony biographies to everyone I can.
To make all my victims feel that there is something worthwhile for them by letting me show their creations on my site then calling it my own.
To constantly look at the money side of everything and make my scams come true.
To think only of myself , to work every scam I can dream up & reap the harvest at others' expense.

Tweets has to hit the nest right now but will finish the real promises she made to herself tomorrow.
Tweets over and out!

Mr. Magoo said...

Are you after my job Tweets?

Bravo...*clap* *clap*

:O)

huckster said...

Magoo

Once again you have captured the "TRUE" TRSM in all her glory :o) She always wanted her name in lights...a singer she is NOT (oooof that was NOT music to my ears!!) a pianist she is NOT (I too was a witness to her kicking and screaming episodes) a gymnast she was NOT (are you kidding me SHARALYN KAYE CONDREY??) a jazz dance specialist she is NOT (jazz dance?? WHAAAT???) a scrapbooker...now there's one she just MIGHT BE..

So...let's see....1 out of 5....NOT VERY GOOD ODDS EH SHARALYN???

You can TRY to fool those who wish to listen to your NONSENSE and know you only for what YOU WANT THEM TO KNOW...but you can NEVER fool those who know you for what WE DO KNOW and FOR THE THIEF YOU REALLY ARE...

tsk tsk tsk

off to sniff out some more UNTRUTHS by the REAL TRSM :o)

Huckster

huckster said...

I do have to admit the karaoke night was a DOOZY!!

WOW!

Mr. Magoo said...

AND...I have another! Its a short film I've had my production crew working on :O)

Hey Tweets? You gonna finish your "I promise myself" interpretation? Or have you done forgetted?

Just a bed of roses said...

If my package doesnt come from Sherri THIS WEEK that I paid for in mid October...I will have a sad story to discuss here. Hope it comes so I won't have to tell my bad experience/experiences.

I really don't agree with how your treating sherri on this blog. And I don't understand why she does what she does at all. I get more confused each day. Too bad there is much truth in what you are discussing....quite unfortunatly.
sherri has talent...just hasnt been loyal to me lately when I have tried to be loyal to her in 5 years and very patient to say the least.
In my years of business I have never experienced this kind of situation. I must say "I am done dealing with her"...again hated to see that come too.
It's been very frustrating to own a business and to keep telling customers every single day for 3 months or longer that our business tags and holiday tags are coming any day. It makes me look bad to my customers and I hate that. She was very aware of my frustrations and needs yet puts everyone else in front of me...and I paid in October.
Will I get my money or tags...who knows?
Please Sherri...mail my package soon. Or send me $200.00

Jackie N Gwen said...

Well, well, well, the truth seems to finally be taking hold!! Your patience is finally starting to pay the dividends you always waited for my BRO!!! While it is hard to believe these fine ladies have put up with this continually revolving psycho, I guess they were just trying to give their customers what they wanted. It is a shame they have put up with her this long as she could have, quite possibly, been shut down much sooner if they would not have enabled her. I can see their point in all of this though and can find no fault on their part. Thank goodness they are now seeing the light. When you see TRSM for what she really is it is not a pretty picture at all. Good Luck with this new set of testimonials BRO. Hekyl & Jekyl

Just a bed of roses said...

Your right...I/we enabled a sick person.
I'm ready anytime you are!